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| #1 Kev Walker | 3/3 |
| AWOL |  |
| Instant |  |
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone. | |
| #2 Stephen Tappin | |
| Bosom Buddy |  |
| Creature — Elephant Townsfolk | |
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name. | |
| #3 Dan Scott | 1/4 |
| Cardpecker |  |
| Creature — Bird | |
Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!". When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand. | |
| #4 Richard Sardinha | 1½/1 |
| Cheap Ass | |
| Creature — Donkey Townsfolk | |
Spells you cast cost  less to cast. | |
| #5 Randy Gallegos | 1/3½ |
| Circle of Protection: Art | |
| Enchantment | |
As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist.   : The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.: Return Circle of Protection: Art to its owner's hand. | |
| #6 Jim Pavelec | |
| Collector Protector | |
| Creature — Human Gamer |  |
| , Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn. | |
| #7 Christopher Rush | 2/5 |
| Drawn Together | |
| Enchantment | |
As Drawn Together enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2. | |
| #8 Pete Venters | |
| Emcee | |
| Creature — Human Rogue | |
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting..." and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. | |
| #9 Quinton Hoover | 0/1 |
| Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) | |
| Instant | |
If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment. | |
| #10 Pete Venters | |
| Fascist Art Director | |
| Creature — Human Horror | |
| : Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn. | |
| #11 Edward P. Beard, Jr. | 2/2 |
| First Come, First Served | |
| Enchantment | |
Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike. | |
| #12 Thomas Gianni | |
| Frankie Peanuts | |
| Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue | |
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn. | |
| #13 Thomas M. Baxa | 2/3 |
| Head to Head | |
| Instant | |
You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. (That player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that he or she answers truthfully. You guess the card's name-that's question seven-and the player reveals the card.) If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. | |
| #14 Thomas Gianni | |
| Ladies' Knight | |
| Creature — Human Knight | |
Flying Spells that players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cast cost less to cast. (Women's clothing is designed to be worn exclusively by women.) | |
| #15 Ron Spears | 2/2 |
| Little Girl |  |
 Creature — Human Child | |
| #16 Rebecca Guay | ½/½ |
| Look at Me, I'm R&D | |
| Enchantment | |
As Look at Me, I'm R&D enters the battlefield, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number. All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number. | |
| #17 | |
| Man of Measure | |
| Creature — Human Knight | |
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure has first strike and gets +0/+1. As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0. | |
| #18 Edward P. Beard, Jr. | 2/2 |
| Standing Army | |
| Creature — Human Soldier | |
As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance. | |
| #20 Randy Gallegos | 2/4 |
| Staying Power | |
| Enchantment | |
As long as Staying Power is onto the battlefield, "until end of turn" and "this turn" effects last indefinitely. | |
| #21 Richard Sardinha | |
| Wordmail | |
| Enchantment — Aura | |
Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name. | |
| #22 Ron Spencer | |
| _____ |  |
| Creature — Shapeshifter | |
| : This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate this ability anywhere, anytime. ( : This cards's flavor text becomes the flavor text of your choice. (This ability doesn't work because it's flavor text, not rules text (but neither does this reminder text, so you figure it out).)) | |
| #23 Ron Spears | 1/1 |
| Ambiguity | |
| Enchantment | |
Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered. | |
| #24 Stephen Daniele | |
| Artful Looter | |
| Creature — Human Wizard | |
 : Draw a card, then discard a card.Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter. | |
| #25 Heather Hudson | 1/2 |
| Avatar of Me | |
| Creature — Avatar | |
This spell costs more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½. Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes. | |
| #26 Greg Hildebrandt | */* |
| Brushstroke Paintermage | |
| Creature — Human Wizard | |
| : Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn. | |
| #27 Ron Spears | 2/3 |
| Bursting Beebles | |
| Creature — Beeble | |
Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist. | |
| #28 David Martin | 2/2 |
| Carnivorous Death-Parrot | |
| Creature — Bird | |
Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text. | |
| #29 Tim Hildebrandt | 2/2 |
| Cheatyface | |
| Creature — Efreet | |
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. Flying | |
| #30 Doug Chaffee | 2/2 |
| Double Header | |
| Creature — Drake | |
Flying When Double Header enters the battlefield, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand. | |
| #31 Richard Sardinha | 2/3 |
| Flaccify | |
| Instant | |
Counter target spell unless its controller pays  . | |
| #32 Tim Hildebrandt | |
| Framed! | |
| Instant | |
Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist. | |
| #33 Alan Pollack | |
| Greater Morphling |  |
| Creature — Shapeshifter | |
 : Greater Morphling gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.: Greater Morphling becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.: Greater Morphling becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.: Greater Morphling's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.: Greater Morphling's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn.: Greater Morphling gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.: Untap Greater Morphling. | |
| #34 Greg Staples | 5/5 |
| Johnny, Combo Player | |
| Legendary Creature — Human Gamer | |
 : Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library. | |
| #35 Kensuke Okabayashi | 1/1 |
| Loose Lips | |
| Enchantment — Aura | |
Enchant creature As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words. Enchanted creature has flying. Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you draw two cards unless that player says the chosen sentence. | |
| #36 John Matson | |
| Magical Hacker | |
| Creature — Human Gamer | |
 : Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn. | |
| #37 Doug Chaffee | 1/2 |
| Mise | |
| Instant | |
Name a nonland card, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card is the named card, draw three cards. | |
| #38 Matt Cavotta | |
| Moniker Mage | |
| Creature — Human Wizard | |
| , Say your middle name: Moniker Mage gains shroud until end of turn., Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn. | |
| #39 Keith Garletts | 2/2 |
| Mouth to Mouth | |
| Sorcery | |
You and target opponent have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of target creature that player controls. | |
| #40 Alan Pollack | |
| Now I Know My ABC's | |
| Enchantment | |
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game. | |
| #41 Tony Szczudlo | |
| Number Crunch | |
| Instant | |
Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Gotcha — Whenever an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand. | |
| #42 Stephen Daniele | |
| Question Elemental? | |
| Creature — Elemental? | |
Flying Are you aware that when you say something that isn't a question, the player who first points out this fact gains control of Question Elemental ? | |
| #43 Edward P. Beard, Jr. | 3/4 |
| Richard Garfield, Ph.D. | |
| Legendary Creature — Human Designer | |
You may play cards as though they were other Magic cards of your choice with the same mana cost. (Mana cost includes color.) You can't choose the same card twice. | |
| #44 Dave Dorman | 2/2 |
| Smart Ass | |
| Creature — Donkey Wizard | |
Whenever Smart Ass attacks, name a card. Defending player may reveal their hand and show you that the named card isn't there. If that player doesn't, Smart Ass can't be blocked this turn. | |
| #45 Trevor Hairsine | 2½/1 |
| Spell Counter | |
| Instant | |
Counter target spell. Gotcha — Whenever an opponent says "Spell" or "Counter", you may say "Gotcha!". If you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand. | |
| #46 Doug Chaffee | |
| Topsy Turvy | |
| Enchantment | |
The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, end, postcombat main, combat, precombat main, and beginning.) If there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed. | |
| #47 Jeff Miracola | |
| Aesthetic Consultation |  |
| Instant | |
Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way. | |
| #48 David Martin | |
| Bad Ass | |
| Creature — Donkey Zombie | |
 , Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass. | |
| #49 Thomas M. Baxa | 3½/1 |
| Bloodletter | |
| Creature — Zombie | |
When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player. | |
| #50 Daren Bader | 2/3 |
| Booster Tutor | |
| Instant | |
Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.) | |
| #51 Christopher Rush | |
| Duh | |
| Instant | |
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.) | |
| #52 Dave Dorman | |
| Enter the Dungeon | |
| Sorcery | |
Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles their library. | |
| #53 Luca Zontini | |
| Eye to Eye | |
| Instant | |
You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature. | |
| #54 Michael Sutfin | |
| The Fallen Apart | |
| Creature — Zombie | |
The Fallen Apart enters the battlefield with two arms and two legs. Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it. The Fallen Apart can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms. | |
| #55 Corey D. Macourek | 4/4 |
| Farewell to Arms | |
| Enchantment | |
As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.) | |
| #56 Ron Lemen | |
| Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil |  |
| Creature — Demon Child | |
Flying, first strike, trample Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay , reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil from your library and say "I'm coming, too!" If you do, Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 2 damage to a player of your choice. | |
| #57 Ron Spencer | 8/8 |
| Kill! Destroy! | |
| Instant | |
Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — Whenever an opponent says "Kill" or "Destroy", you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand. | |
| #58 Corey D. Macourek | |
| Mother of Goons | |
| Creature — Human Cleric | |
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature. | |
| #59 Darrell Riche | 3/2 |
| Necro-Impotence | |
| Enchantment | |
Skip your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents. Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step. | |
| #60 Mark Tedin | |
| Persecute Artist | |
| Sorcery | |
Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist. | |
| #61 Rebecca Guay | |
| Phyrexian Librarian | |
| Creature — Horror | |
Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library face up and balance it on your body. When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian. | |
| #62 Kev Walker | 3/3 |
| Stop That | |
| Instant | |
Target player discards a card. Gotcha — Whenever an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!". If you do, return Stop That from your graveyard to your hand. | |
| #63 Anson Maddocks | |
| Tainted Monkey | |
| Creature — Monkey | |
| : Choose a word. Target player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard. If that card has the chosen word in its text box, that player loses 3 life. | |
| #64 Mark Zug | 1/1 |
| Vile Bile | |
| Creature — Ooze | |
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life. | |
| #65 Tony Szczudlo | 2½/2½ |
| Wet Willie of the Damned | |
| Sorcery | |
Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life. | |
| #66 Greg Staples | |
| When Fluffy Bunnies Attack | |
| Instant | |
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name. | |
| #67 Ray Lago | |
| Working Stiff | |
| Creature — Mummy | |
As Working Stiff enters the battlefield, straighten your arms. When you bend an elbow, sacrifice Working Stiff. | |
| #68 Darrell Riche | 2/2 |
| Zombie Fanboy | |
| Creature — Zombie Gamer | |
As Zombie Fanboy enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Whenever a permanent by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on Zombie Fanboy. | |
| #69 Matt Cavotta | 1/1 |
| Zzzyxas's Abyss | |
| Enchantment | |
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents on the battlefield. | |
| #70 Pete Venters | |
| Assquatch |   |
| Creature — Donkey | |
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. | |
| #71 Jeremy Jarvis | 3½/3½ |
| Blast from the Past | |
| Instant | |
Madness  , cycling , kicker , flashback , buyback Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. | |
| #72 Douglas Shuler | |
| Curse of the Fire Penguin | |
| Enchantment — Aura | |
Enchant creature Curse of the Fire Penguin consumes and confuses enchanted creature. | |
| #73 Matt Thompson | |
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| Curse of the Fire Penguin (flipped) | |
 Creature — Penguin | |
| Trample When this creature dies, return Curse of the Fire Penguin from your graveyard to the battlefield. | |
| 6/5 | |
| Deal Damage | |
| Instant | |
Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target. Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand. | |
| #74 Scott M. Fischer | |
| Dumb Ass | |
| Creature — Donkey Barbarian | |
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn. | |
| #75 Bradley Williams | 3½/2 |
| Face to Face | |
| Sorcery | |
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player. | |
| #76 Randy Gallegos | |
| Frazzled Editor | |
| Creature — Human Bureaucrat | |
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of text in its text box.) | |
| #77 Jim Pavelec | 2/2 |
| Goblin Mime | |
| Creature — Goblin Mime | |
When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime. | |
| #78 Franz Vohwinkel | 2/2 |
| Goblin Secret Agent | |
| Creature — Goblin Rogue | |
First strike At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random. | |
| #79 Tony Szczudlo | 2/2 |
| Goblin S.W.A.T. Team | |
| Creature — Goblin Warrior | |
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate this ability only once each turn. | |
| #80 Eric Deschamps | 2/2 |
| Mana Flair | |
| Instant | |
Add for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice. | |
| #81 Paolo Parente | |
| Mons's Goblin Waiters | |
| Creature — Goblin Waiter | |
Sacrifice a creature or land: Add  . | |
| #82 Pete Venters | 1/1 |
| Orcish Paratroopers | |
| Creature — Orc Paratrooper | |
When Orcish Paratroopers enters the battlefield, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it lands face up after turning over completely. | |
| #83 Matt Thompson | 4/4 |
| Punctuate | |
| Instant | |
Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - — ( ) / ' ' & .) | |
| #84 Jim Pavelec | |
| Pygmy Giant | |
| Creature — Giant | |
| , , Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box. | |
| #85 Eric Deschamps | 0/2 |
| Red-Hot Hottie | |
| Creature — Elemental | |
Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It has "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream "Aaah!" at the top of your lungs." | |
| #86 Jeremy Jarvis | 2/5 |
| Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug | |
| Creature — Slug | |
Super haste | |
| #87 Franz Vohwinkel | 3/1 |
| Sauté | |
| Instant | |
Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target. | |
| #88 Jeff Miracola | |
| Six-y Beast | |
| Creature — Beast | |
As Six-y Beast enters the battlefield, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast. | |
| #89 Anson Maddocks | 0/0 |
| Touch and Go | |
| Sorcery | |
Destroy target land. Gotcha — Whenever an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!". If you do, return Touch and Go from your graveyard to your hand. | |
| #90 Ben Thompson | |
| Yet Another Aether Vortex | |
| Enchantment | |
All creatures have haste. Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the battlefield under their owner's control in addition to being in that library. | |
| #91 David Day | |
| B-I-N-G-O |  |
| Creature — Hound | |
Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its converted mana cost. B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them. | |
| #92 Ron Spencer | 1/1 |
| Creature Guy | |
| Creature — Beast | |
Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand. | |
| #93 Jeff Easley | 3/3 |
| Elvish House Party | |
| Creature — Elf Rogue | |
Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system. | |
| #94 Thomas Manning | */* |
| Fat Ass | |
| Creature — Donkey Shaman | |
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.) | |
| #95 Jeremy Jarvis | 2/3½ |
| Form of the Squirrel | |
| Enchantment | |
As Form of the Squirrel enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield. Creatures can't attack you. You have shroud. You can't cast spells. | |
| #96 Carl Critchlow | |
| Fraction Jackson | |
| Creature — Human Hero | |
 , : Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand. | |
| #97 Mark Poole | 1/1½ |
| Gluetius Maximus | |
| Creature — Beast | |
As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus. | |
| #98 Jeff Easley | 5/5 |
| Granny's Payback |  |
| Sorcery | |
You gain life equal to your age. | |
| #99 Joel Thomas | |
| Graphic Violence | |
| Instant | |
All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn. | |
| #100 Wayne England | |
| Keeper of the Sacred Word | |
| Creature — Human Druid | |
As Keeper of the Sacred Word enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn. | |
| #101 Dany Orizio | 2/3 |
| Land Aid '04 | |
| Sorcery | |
Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land. | |
| #102 Jim Nelson | |
| Laughing Hyena | |
| Creature — Hyena | |
Gotcha — Whenever an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!". If you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand. | |
| #103 Mark Poole | 2/2 |
| Monkey Monkey Monkey | |
| Creature — Monkey | |
As Monkey Monkey Monkey enters the battlefield, choose a letter. Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter. | |
| #104 Liz Danforth | 1/1 |
| Name Dropping | |
| Enchantment | |
Gotcha — Whenever an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return that card to your hand. | |
| #105 Tony Szczudlo | |
| Old Fogey | |
| Summon Dinosaur | |
Phasing, cumulative upkeep , echo , fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2 | |
| #106 Douglas Shuler | 7/7 |
| Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long... Elemental | |
| Creature — Elemental | |
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental Art rampage 2 | |
| #107 Greg Hildebrandt | 2/2 |
| Remodel | |
| Instant | |
If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast Remodel without paying its mana cost. Exile target artifact. | |
| #108 Lars Grant-West | |
| Shoe Tree | |
| Creature — Treefolk | |
Shoe Tree enters the battlefield with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters. Shoe Tree gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it. | |
| #109 Francis Tsai | 3/3 |
| Side to Side | |
| Instant | |
You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token. | |
| #110 Jim Nelson | |
| S.N.O.T. | |
| Creature — Ooze | |
As S.N.O.T. enters the battlefield, you may stick it onto another creature named S.N.O.T. on the battlefield. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature. S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are each equal to the square of the number of S.N.O.T.s stuck together. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16.) | |
| #111 Cyril Van Der Haegen | ★²/★² |
| Stone-Cold Basilisk | |
| Creature — Basilisk | |
Whenever Stone-Cold Basilisk blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.) Whenever an opponent reads Stone-Cold Basilisk, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells or activate abilities. | |
| #112 Don Hazeltine | 2½/5 |
| Supersize | |
| Instant | |
Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn. | |
| #113 DiTerlizzi | |
| Symbol Status | |
| Sorcery | |
Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control. | |
| #114 Liz Danforth | |
| Uktabi Kong | |
| Creature — Ape | |
Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token. | |
| #115 Una Fricker | 8/8 |
| "Ach! Hans, Run!" | |
| Enchantment | |
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the..." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. | |
| #116 Quinton Hoover | |
| Ass Whuppin' | |
| Sorcery | |
Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat. | |
| #117 Don Hazeltine | |
| Meddling Kids | |
| Creature — Human Child | |
As Meddling Kids enters the battlefield, choose a word with four or more letters. Nonland cards with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast. | |
| #118 Christopher Moeller | 2/3 |
| Rare-B-Gone | |
| Sorcery | |
Each player sacrifices all rare permanents, then reveals their hand and discards all rare cards. | |
| #119 John Matson | |
| Who/What/When/Where/Why |  |
| Instant | |
Who  Instant Target player gains X life. ***** What Instant Destroy target artifact. ***** When Instant Counter target creature spell. ***** Where Instant Destroy target land. ***** Why Instant Destroy target enchantment. | |
| #120 Dan Frazier | |
| Gleemax |  |
| Legendary Artifact | |
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities. | |
| #121 Richard Thomas | |
| Letter Bomb | |
| Artifact | |
When Letter Bomb enters the battlefield, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card he or she draws until Letter Bomb is drawn. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 19½ damage to him or her. | |
| #122 Daniel Gelon | |
| Mana Screw | |
| Artifact | |
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add  . Activate this ability only any time you could cast an instant. | |
| #123 Mike Raabe | |
| Mox Lotus |  |
| Artifact | |
: Add  . : Add one mana of any color. | |
| #124 Kevin Dobler | |
| My First Tome | |
| Artifact | |
| , : Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card. | |
| #125 Heather Hudson | |
| Pointy Finger of Doom | |
| Artifact | |
| , : Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to. | |
| #126 Martina Pilcerova | |
| Rod of Spanking | |
| Artifact | |
| , : Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another ?" | |
| #127 Mark Brill | |
| Time Machine | |
| Artifact | |
| : Exile Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own. Return both cards to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X of the next game you play with the same opponent, where X is the exiled creature's converted mana cost. | |
| #128 John Avon | |
| Togglodyte | |
| Artifact Creature — Golem | |
Togglodyte enters the battlefield turned on. Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle Togglodyte's ON/OFF switch. As long as Togglodyte is turned off, it can't attack or block, and all damage it would deal is prevented. | |
| #129 Dan Frazier | 4/4 |
| Toy Boat | |
| Artifact Creature — Ship | |
Cumulative upkeep — Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it — without pausing between or fumbling it.) | |
| #130 Lars Grant-West | 3/3 |
| Urza's Hot Tub | |
| Artifact | |
| , Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. | |
| #131 Stephen Tappin | |
| Water Gun Balloon Game | |
| Artifact | |
As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop counter on "0." Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop counter up one. Whenever a player's pop counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop counters to "0." | |
| #132 Mark Brill | |
| World-Bottling Kit | |
| Artifact | |
 , Sacrifice World-Bottling Kit: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands. | |
| #133 Alan Rabinowitz | |
| City of Ass | |
| Land | |
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. : Add one and one-half mana of any one color. | |
| #134 John Avon | |
| R&D's Secret Lair | |
| Legendary Land | |
Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. : Add . | |
| #135 John Avon | |
| Super Secret Tech | |
| Artifact | |
All premium spells cost less to cast.All premium creatures get +1/+1. | |
| #141 Dan Frazier | |